Jman's Chronz
Apr 5, 2014 23:13:48 GMT -8
Post by jeremy on Apr 5, 2014 23:13:48 GMT -8
So this is my first chronicle. Hope you can read it! glhf
Hi!
My name is Thaddeus Longwind, but most people call me Thad. That is to say, everyone calls me Thad. Or Tad. That works too. I came from Hostor. Its a super nice place, ya know? But my mom was like, “set forth young Thad, find adventure and bring us back the stacks of cash yo”, and I was all like “fo sho ya know it”. I’m pretty sure the conversation went something like that. I don’t actually remember. I’m kinda scatterbrained. At least thats what someone told me. I don’t actually remember. I have a sister too. Shes supes smart. She be all like studying all the time, gettin those grades, ya know? She studies oceanic geology. The reason why I remember that is cuz she would hit me until I got it right. Anyways, back to scatterbrained. I’m kinda surprised I managed to find my boat. The peeps onboard were real chill though. they drank when the boat wasnt moving, and they took my money when we played games instaed of hitting me when i won.. That, as I always say, is the true mark of a friend. or something. after that, we took a donkey cart to the city. one might call that a long ass walk. heh heh heh. gettit? aaanyhoo, once i got to the city’ i was really surprised at how big everything was. i mean, most of the stuff in hostor is hobbit sized, if ya get my drift. problim is, everthing in axims is dwarf sized. thats a right bit larger if i do say so meself. its kinda funny’ cuz my da always called dwarfs dwaffs. hed be all like, “ya stinkin dwaffs, get ye out of me shoppe”. my dad was a real character. probably got it from my uncle. its a funny story, my uncle was the older brother by 12 years, and he was always used to gettin his way. he was super strong too, ran a animal farm and dint take nottin from no’un. then one day this dwaff walkys in and’s sall like “fite me scrub ill rek u”, and got whupped by uncle brad. thats what ya get for messin with the longpipes familiy. yu kno’ long time ago we used to be lords we ruled over people and made shore they dint put them toes out of line and we got some moneys for it too cuz the payed us problem is then peeps got some angry and we got booted out what with all the mages and such tht we hav in hostor. hostor is way baytare then dern ax3ms. (lines sort of trail around and become illegible) andthtswhyucarnttrustathriceblastedsentorr 2tall+selfcentered=2stupid4adecenthobbit to assosiatew/
Signed
~Thaddeus Mirden Xenophlare Latrius Longwind
Hi!
My name is Thaddeus Longwind, but most people call me Thad. That is to say, everyone calls me Thad. Or Tad. That works too. I came from Hostor. Its a super nice place, ya know? But my mom was like, “set forth young Thad, find adventure and bring us back the stacks of cash yo”, and I was all like “fo sho ya know it”. I’m pretty sure the conversation went something like that. I don’t actually remember. I’m kinda scatterbrained. At least thats what someone told me. I don’t actually remember. I have a sister too. Shes supes smart. She be all like studying all the time, gettin those grades, ya know? She studies oceanic geology. The reason why I remember that is cuz she would hit me until I got it right. Anyways, back to scatterbrained. I’m kinda surprised I managed to find my boat. The peeps onboard were real chill though. they drank when the boat wasnt moving, and they took my money when we played games instaed of hitting me when i won.. That, as I always say, is the true mark of a friend. or something. after that, we took a donkey cart to the city. one might call that a long ass walk. heh heh heh. gettit? aaanyhoo, once i got to the city’ i was really surprised at how big everything was. i mean, most of the stuff in hostor is hobbit sized, if ya get my drift. problim is, everthing in axims is dwarf sized. thats a right bit larger if i do say so meself. its kinda funny’ cuz my da always called dwarfs dwaffs. hed be all like, “ya stinkin dwaffs, get ye out of me shoppe”. my dad was a real character. probably got it from my uncle. its a funny story, my uncle was the older brother by 12 years, and he was always used to gettin his way. he was super strong too, ran a animal farm and dint take nottin from no’un. then one day this dwaff walkys in and’s sall like “fite me scrub ill rek u”, and got whupped by uncle brad. thats what ya get for messin with the longpipes familiy. yu kno’ long time ago we used to be lords we ruled over people and made shore they dint put them toes out of line and we got some moneys for it too cuz the payed us problem is then peeps got some angry and we got booted out what with all the mages and such tht we hav in hostor. hostor is way baytare then dern ax3ms. (lines sort of trail around and become illegible) andthtswhyucarnttrustathriceblastedsentorr 2tall+selfcentered=2stupid4adecenthobbit to assosiatew/
Signed
~Thaddeus Mirden Xenophlare Latrius Longwind